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Porch Pirates

3.0

2024

1h 47m

ComedyFamilyCrime

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Overview

When a gang of bumbling porch pirates targets East Texas during the holiday season, three small-town detectives jump into action. Their mission? Recover stolen packages—including a rare Beanie Baby and the Mayor’s prized Christmas pickle—before Christmas spirit disappears. Packed with slapstick laughs, festive hijinks, and heartwarming moments, Porch Pirates is a family-friendly holiday comedy for all ages.

Director: Jeff Hamm

Cast

Jay Dee Walters

Jay Dee Walters

Jack Tyler

Ryan T. Johnson

Sticky/Kenny Rogers

Candace Kirkpatrick

Candace Kirkpatrick

Maria Tyler

Eric Hanson

Eric Hanson

Fast Eddie

Phil Mendoza

Marcos Fernandez

Bill Jenkins

Bill Jenkins

Mayor Jim

David D. Ford

David D. Ford

David

Natalie Jones

Natalie Jones

Charley

Molly Peyton White

Sarah

Kara Rainer

Kara Rainer

Sally Jones

Noah Archibald

Noah Archibald

Bobby

Cody C King

Delivery Man

Terry Higginbotham

Terry Higginbotham

Izzy

Kimberly Gail Williams

Kimberly Gail Williams

Becky

Barbara Laurean

Emily

Hank Slaughter

Hank Slaughter

Captain Logan

Eric Mathews

Ralph

M.J. Martinez

Hunter

Larry Cassady

Newscaster

Bill Pope

Frank

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